I'm Back!

Geez Louise! What's a dog gotta do around here to get someone to type a blogpost!!! I told C, "I got followers out there who're gonna think I got hit by a truck! It's time to post!" She makes excuses ("too busy") or stalls ("as soon as summer school is over") or gets snippy ("it's low on my priority list") or downright insulting ("Followers? All four of them?")!!! That last comment was a little bitchy, or beyatchy, or however the humans are spelling it these days. Did you know that the B word is not an insult in the canine world? It means "like my mother" and there is no sweeter female than my mother! Sweet, and plucky as can be, especially after Dad abandoned her with five pups to run off with the next beyatch in season.

But, I digress.

I need to catch you up a little with what's been going on with me. First of all, how do you like my new Squeaky? The others were Squeaky Squirrel -- this one is Squeaky Raccoon. I love him!

The last Squeaky, Squeaky #4, kinda bit the dust. Basically, I eviscerated him. That means I tore his insides out, which is a blast! That wasn't the end of him, but he got sorta flat, and dirty, and a little down and out.

So, time for a new toy! Squeaky Raccoon is a flat guy anyway -- no stuffing at all. I can still rip him up though, and he's bigger than Squeaky 4 and good for tug-of-war and I'm happy. Hey, that reminds me, here's tip to stay cool this summer. Lie down on a tile floor froggy-style. Press your inner thighs against the cold tile floor, and you can really beat the heat!

By the way, I usually remove the squeakers on the first day. It's not that I don't like the squeaking -- I really do! But I love removing them even more.

So here's some news -- this weekend I spent Saturday night at Bed, Bath, and Biscuit! It was pretty cool -- I had a patio suite and a big bone to chew. I was pretty excited on the way there.

Here's a close-up of me enjoying the fresh air! I love a high speed ride down a farm to market road!
So that's all for today but check back in a couple of days -- NOT weeks this time! I wanna show you around my place a little more. 'Til next time -- hasta la vista, baby!